May 2013
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
svviffer:
do you ever just regret 40% of your life
you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships
you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you
you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving
you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself
alanrickmanssexywife:
aizercul:
remember when you weren’t obsessed with actors and fictional characters?
no
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
shoe-inhibitions:
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
Misha's joke: so there was a knock on the door and it was a snail so the man threw it. 2 years later, there was a knock again & it was the same snail & he said 'what was that for?'
plantkitten:
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
the-vashta-nerada:
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why” and turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
deatheaters:
people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape
HE’S 65 YEARS OLD?
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
10-roses:
sursonica:
inflammatorystatements:
Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.
Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were...
fishingboatproceeds:
allthingsbagel:
fishingboatproceeds:
danisnotonfire:
amazingphil:
kickthepj:
crabstickz:
People
Are
Easy
To
Kill
is that john green
no
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
lampsarepeopletoo:
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
is fred flinstone air bending?
Put in my askbox what fairy tale character you...
dirkstridersbraces:
“MEET TUMBLRS NEW STEPMOMMY”
“MARISSA MAYER <3 DAVID KARP”
“WE LOVE YOU MOMMY”
“ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE TUMBLR’S STEPMOM ON YOUR DASH”
wandaosheas:
CAN WE PLEASE JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SHOW OF ALARIC AND ALARIC BONDING WITH EVERYONE AND ALARIC PROTECTING EVERYONE AND ALARIC
BEING ALIVE
What Books Taught Me
Percy Jackson: Anyone can be a hero.
The Hunger Games: Fire will burn and wars will rage, but hope always lives on.
The Mortal Instruments: If you love something, nothing will stop you.
The Book Thief: There is power in your words.
Divergent: Be brave.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower: Do not be afraid to embrace who you are.
The Catcher in the Rye: Nothing lasts forever.
The Fault in Our Stars: Not even death can kill love.
Harry Potter: We always have something worth fighting for.
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
domina-domina-omnimalum:
vivussedmortuus:
trustthemasters:
ramon-salamander:
anna-of-wonderland:
i just watched The Name Of The Doctor
i am not okay
I AM NOT OKAY
I AM NOT OKAY
NO ONE IS OK
THE FANDOM IS FALLING
WE’RE SLOWLY DYING…
HELP US PLEASE…
SOMEONE SAVE US.
Let’s go talk the Supernatual fandom you guys
They know a lot about people falling
So does the Sherlock...
the-vashta-nerada:
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why” and turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
wholet:
valiantchild:
CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS
THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER
SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T
SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
whoviangamer:
reclaimmyimagination:
Trying to get back to something you saw earlier on your dash
this is the single most accurate post ever.
gillank:
I still think the worst thing that tumblr has done is that you can’t repeat tags anymore
I used that for emphasis
cloysterbell:
martincrief:
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
